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Hi. I'm AJ. Call me Archon.
I reblog a lot things. These mainly include random news bits, an array of fandom junk, furfag shit on occasion, and others. Enjoy your fucking stay. Or not. I don't give a flying fuck. (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
fake-dildo:

slow down grab the wall, wiggle like u tryna make your ass fall off

fake-dildo:

slow down grab the wall, wiggle like u tryna make your ass fall off

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vinegod:

My dog York won’t do it for the vine by Wellington Boyce

kochebicub:

songofages:

typhonatemybaby:

mishawinsexster:

Friendly reminder that the Duckbill Platypus is not beaver sized but the tiniest most cutest patootie being in existence 

OH GOD

i thought these things were the size of like, large cats or something. ITS FUCKING TINY JESUS

friendly reminder that male duck-billed platypus are venemous and can paralyze you with excruciating pain :)

sylvehun:

to the window

sylvehun:

to the window

sylvehun:

to the wall

sylvehun:

to the wall

my-patronus-is-a-winchester:

gilmckinney:

gilmckinney:

god bless comic artists for drawing captain america’s ass so fine

you guys think im jokin

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ass so fine

god bless avengers casting directors for casting captain america’s ass so fine

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i pledge allegiance to that ass

graffitiballs:

hitlersbreastmilk:

imagine if u could hear ur hair growing

hair: goo goo ga ga

me: how cute

6 months later

hair: but moooooom I don’t need to be trimmed

me: fuck u *shaves head*